Drew Carey said he’d “stick his dick in a blender” for Phish, so they sent him a blender

27 April, 2024

Drew Carey and Phish

US game show host Drew Carey proclaimed last week he would “stick his dick in a blender” after seeing Phish, so the band have sent him a blender.  

In December, it was announced that Phish would be the next band to take up residency at The Sphere in Las Vegas, following the conclusion of U2’s run. Those four dates took place last week, from April 18-21. 

Carey was there for the final of those shows, and the Price Is Right host could not contain his excitement afterwards on social media. 

“I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this,” he wrote. “This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy. Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time.” 

In response to the positive outburst, the band took it upon themselves to send him a personalised blender, signed: “Thank you Drew! See you next time, happy blending!” 

They also included a note that read, “So thrilled that you could be at the Sphere with us! Hope you enjoy this gift and let’s do it again.” 

Carey has further discussed the show during an appearance on the CBS panel show After Midnight. “I saw Phish at the Sphere this weekend. Never saw Phish. Didn’t know a Phish tune. And they blew my mind off so hard,” he said.  

“It was like being edged for four days straight. And then right before the face-melting climax at the end of the fourth day, an angel comes down from heaven, Gabriel, and he shoots fucking heroin in your arm, and he says, ‘Good luck now!’ And he leaves. And then you have an orgasm for 15 minutes while your eyeballs fall out of your head.”  

Las Vegas’ Sphere is a $2.3billion (£1.8billion) dome with an 18,000 capacity and 160,000 speakers, complete with an LED screen that completely wraps around inside the dome.  

The Vermont jam-heavy prog-funk band are set to release their 16th studio album, ‘Evolve’, on July 12, with the title track having been released as a lead single earlier this month. 

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